News
15.7.08
Stop the press:
Youssef may have got some action…….
Youssef is our lothario chef, renowned as much for his tagines as his ability to drink himself to a very happy state (sometimes unhappy). For most people that have come out it has been the two Abduls that have got the pulses racing; Abdelkadir, I have six or seven girlfriends; and Wachow I have bagged myself an English wife.
Now Youssef may be a great chef, but ladies man he is not. Weighing in at a massive 8st and a towering 5’3” he doesn’t tick too many boxes. He is missing a fair number of teeth and the ones that he does have are of the yellow variety. He doesn’t shower that frequently and Rob has likened him to Gollum. Up until recently our man Youssef had been pretty unlucky in love, often turning to alcohol to solve his worries (60 percent of the time, all of the time???).
Things changed whilst I was away, Youssef upped his game and we are pretty sure that he had an encounter that didn’t require money to change hands. Who was the lucky lady? Well first let’s paint the scene, a couple of young girls staying at the surf camp. Youssef wooing them with his culinary skills, the said girls decide to take a trip up to Essouirra for the music festival. Youssef had already booked time off work to head up there for the Gnaoua music festival (awesome by the way, sadly the same time as Glastonbury). So the team head on up together, they hit a few bars and then it all goes blank. What may or may not have happened still needs to be confirmed by both parties, but off the record uglies were bumped. I like to think this little quote from a message we received after the guest’s stay may give a little insight:
“When you go back please give Youssef a massive hug from me, he was amazing and looked after us a lot!!”


